The Shittlist

1 Press 1. Press 9. Hang up. PHONE TREES ☆ NEW LW — PEAK 1 WEEKS 1 2.3k 2 15 early, 45 waiting WAITING ROOMS ☆ NEW LW — PEAK 2 WEEKS 1 1.1k 3 "Resort fee" DRIP PRICING ☆ NEW LW — PEAK 3 WEEKS 1 1.8k 4 The printer that's "low on ink" DEVICES THAT BETRAY YOU ☆ NEW LW — PEAK 4 WEEKS 1 2 5 Cancel by phone only RETENTION MAZE ☆ NEW LW — PEAK 5 WEEKS 1 1.2k 6 Third floor BS ASSISTED LIVING ☆ NEW LW — PEAK 6 WEEKS 1 1 7 Free* trial *card req. SUBSCRIPTION TRAP ☆ NEW LW — PEAK 7 WEEKS 1 878 8 Create an acct to pay DARK PATTERNS ☆ NEW LW — PEAK 8 WEEKS 1 980